The Battle Of The Sexes.

Jack was unusually late getting home one night, and his apprehensive wife sent the following telegram to five of his closest friends. "Jack not home. Is he spending the night with you?" Shortly thereafter Jack arrived home and was followed by five telegrams all bearing the same word : "Yes."

Plutarch tells of a Roman, divorced from his wife, who was blamed by friends for the separation.

"Was she not beautiful?" they chorused. "Was she not chaste?"

The Roman, holding out his shoe for them to see, asked if it were not good-looking and well made. "Yet," he added," none of you can tell where it pinches me."

Bachelor : A man who comes to work each morning from a different direction.

A man who never makes the same mistake once.

A Man  who is dancing when he walks the floor with a baby.......