Tuesday, January 18, 2011

The Battle Of The Sexes.

Jack was unusually late getting home one night, and his apprehensive wife sent the following telegram to five of his closest friends. "Jack not home. Is he spending the night with you?" Shortly thereafter Jack arrived home and was followed by five telegrams all bearing the same word : "Yes."

Plutarch tells of a Roman, divorced from his wife, who was blamed by friends for the separation.

"Was she not beautiful?" they chorused. "Was she not chaste?"

The Roman, holding out his shoe for them to see, asked if it were not good-looking and well made. "Yet," he added," none of you can tell where it pinches me."

Bachelor : A man who comes to work each morning from a different direction.

A man who never makes the same mistake once.

A Man  who is dancing when he walks the floor with a baby.......

Monday, January 17, 2011

My Dinner Table at Home, and having a fiesta........!! Don't you?

My family loves to eat. Their soul and their passion are spent in looking for food and supplementing their passionate quest for survival.....I have long been taught the goodness of homecook meal and the difference between eating outside at the restaurant. During my years at Accountancy, I have been taught the pledge to survive and only the fittest and the most articulate ones get to enjoy good results.

I used to eat a lot with all my friends during my college university days. Here is a photo of one of them which I have specially chosen for your eyes only.......
Sorry you can't see their faces clearly because there're black and white. These are my friends at Hamilton High. I am the one taking the photograph and there hadn't been a thought in my mind to have my picture taken as well..

During this Chinese New Year 2011, my brother from Australia had already bought us a pack of Yee Sang to cook for ourselves at home,it is packed inside a box written Yee Yan Sang Chinese New Year Package specially cater for low yee sang. I didn't know you had to cook it first and after scrutinising it , told my Mom that it had to be cooked. So we are saving it for the festive season which is about two weeks from now....

My New Year Resolutions??? Yes, it is to improve myself , my service, duties call and to dress myself up more properly, instead of always being casual, trendy and down-to-earth. Not that I wanted to dress everyday like I'm going to a ballroom but some people says that I don't have NO Clothes????

My pledge to my Mom, I will not HURT anyone's feelings, yet please anyONE please don't hurt my feelings as well!!!!! Aloha and I love you all....

Sunday, January 16, 2011

You won't Trade This Life with Fame and Fortune!!!!

Sleep with a Rock Star!!!!  Depends on your definition of "rock star". If you mean the kind of "rock star" that has groupies ---then yeah, I've done that. I'm not proud of it and no, it wasn't worth doing. If you mean the kind of "Rock Star" that is recognised almost everywhere we go (locally) but is only really known as " the guy in that band" ---then yeah, I'm currently doing that and it's WAY worth it. says, GingerKangkar - a RockStar.

Somewhere between Cher and James Dean is fine for me ---I'll be the Playboy Bunny with the Bleach Blond Hair. I'll hang out in the Private Rooms ,with the latest Dictionary and the Who's Who!!!!!

(As for me, just by dreaming, I've had it -- I AM A ROCK STAR) -- Pink-'You're Perfect!'